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Moo-ditation is an ancient cow meditation technique to reconnect to your feminine roots. Close your eyes, utter the moo, splatter and ressurrect as a cow in udder delight, portalling through twirling lotus meadows the goddess will reveal herself, offering you the forbidden fruit which you will bite like eve, under the moonbeams you see you are nature, you are a cycle of reformation and you give birth to yourself, you nurture it. For cows are only females.
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